What are some great short jokes?

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• Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
• Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
• If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
• How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.
• What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?
• Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
• Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction - Ars Technica
• Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..
• Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
• Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?
• Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
• What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
• I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
• Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?